dysenterygay:
omg in english i found out how to make word talk and it was dead silence and all of a sudden my computer was like
anal
helenowen:
THIS IS TOO APPLICABLE might tattoo this to my forehead
mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes
parents: why are you awake so early
me: who said i went to sleep
guccimom:
i hope boys think it’s cute when a girl eats a tray of brownies by herself
using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now
That awkward moment when you have to make up an excuse to not hang out with someone because you’d rather chill at home.
girl 1: omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
if i was a doctor
hot guy: i sprained my wrist
me: okay take off your underwear
